Subject: Ruminations -- October 31, 2003 From: Top5 Productions Date: 10/31/2003 07:46 PM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== What do you get with a ClubTop5 subscription? * Our Certified Filthy! lists! * Top5 Lists with no advertisements whatsoever! * Runners Up list submissions! * Our infamous Current Events news spoof! * Our Too Much Fun Website of the Day picks! * Beer -- lots and lots of beer. (not really) Learn more at http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for October 31, 2003 -=++=- My new co-workers at the slaughterhouse have been great, patiently showing me the ropes without any of the hazing I'd feared. I will say, though, that I hope the Testicle Fairy visits soon, because my pillow is starting to smell awful. (Brad Simanek) ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... Everywhere I look I see people driving fancy new cars and it just makes me sick. Why should I have to drive a piece of junk just because I've made a few dumb financial decisions? (Bill Stovall) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2003, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com The Daily Probe (news satire) probe-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Please give us your opinions. You could be 1 of 10 people to receive $100 for completing an online survey about Internet shopping. Please click here to be directed to the survey: http://click.topica.com/caabBvAclvXF9a67KMbf/ Val Rad Survey =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------