Subject: Top5Classic - 10/20/03 - Rejected Wrestling Moves From: Top5 Productions Date: 10/21/2003 04:06 AM To: Top5Classic@topica.com Reply-to: Top5Classic@topfive.com =========================================================== Magellan GPS Handhelds - Now put color maps in your hands. Easy to use, accurate and durable. Perfect for hiking, hunting and enjoying the outdoors. 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