Subject: Top5Classic - 11/14/03 - Little Known Phobias From: Top5 Productions Date: 11/15/2003 07:09 AM To: Top5Classic@topica.com Reply-to: Top5Classic@topfive.com =========================================================== Menthol Smokers Only – Receive up to $50 in SAVINGS on name brand Menthol cigarettes!! http://click.topica.com/caabEWlausV5Va67KL8a/ Lorillard =========================================================== ================================================================== T O P 5 C L A S S I C Now with LeakGuard! ================================================================== November 14, 2003 (Today's list was originally published on November 30, 1998) The Top 13 Little Known Phobias 13> "Hey, this is a nude beach! I ain't getting in that cold water!" -- Shrinkaphobia 12> "Get that #$%#-ing vodka bottle away from me!!" -- Carmenelectraphobia 11> "He's coming straight for us--with his left turn signal on!" -- Oldfartophobia 10> "You have to push 'Start' to turn the damn computer off?!" -- Windophobia 9> "I won't go to your frat house to eat gyros and watch a tape of the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra on your old Sony VCR!" -- ThetaFetaMehtaBetaphobia 8> "Tonight on Paramount: 'Come quickly Gabrielle! We must s" -- Xenaphobia 7> "NO!! Don't call the plumber!!!" -- Buttcrackophobia 6> "No, I don't want to watch 'Friends'. That blonde chick freaks me out." -- Phoebephobia 5> "Uhm, Doctor, why are you putting on that rubber glove?" -- Probeophobia 4> "You're busy Saturday? Well, how about next weekend then?" -- Rentanotherpornophobia 3> "It's NOT my imagination! Senator Helms is looking at me *that* way again!" -- Homophobophobia 2> "Wait! If we impeach him, then the new President will be..." -- aGoreophobia and Top5's Number 1 Little Known Phobia... 1> "Honey, I bought a Corvette!" -- Smallpeniphobia [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2001, 2003 by Chris White ] [ To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ] The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions are available to our ClubTop5 members on our website. Don't miss out on the fun -- join NOW! http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml ================================================================== DOES YOUR JOB SUCK? 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