Subject: Top5Classic - 11/18/04 - Least Popular Microbrews From: TopFive Date: 11/19/2004 06:29 AM To: Top5Classic@topica.com Reply-to: topfive@topfive.com Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Amazing Diet Patch The fastest - Easiest way to lose weight! Try it now FREE! http://click.topica.com/caacOlIausV5Va67KL8a/MyDietPatches ------------------------------------------------------------------- ================================================================== T O P 5 C L A S S I C MA-CT-DE-ME-NY-VT $.05 refund ================================================================== November 18, 2004 (Today's list was originally published on February 28, 2000) NOTE FROM CHRIS: There's a "Certified Filthy!" version of today's list parked on our website, but only for our ClubTop members. If you're already a member, go here: http://www.topfive.com/club.htm If not, join ClubTop5 and reap the benefits! http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml The Top 15 Least Popular Microbrews 15> Beatle Brewery Twist and Stout 14> Chippendale's Frail Male Ale 13> AOL e-beer 12> Carwash Runoff Porter 11> Busta Nut Brown Ale 10> Pantiesoff Stout 9> Pete's Wicked Mother-in-Law Broke The Equipment So This Is Just Sparkling Water For Now Until We Can Get It Fixed 8> McVeigh Chock-Full-O'-Nitrites Lager 7> G.W. Busch Lite 6> St. Paulie She-Male Ale ("You never forget your first She-Male.") 5> Brooke Shield's Monobrau 4> Paler-Than-Keith-Richards Pale Ale 3> Captain's Lager (Star-Dated for Freshness!) 2> Hammered and Nailed DUI Stout and Topfive.com's Number 1 Least Popular Microbrew... 1> Extra Bitter Natural Blonde [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2000, 2004 by Chris White ] [ To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ] Don't miss out on the fun -- join ClubTop5 NOW! http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml ================================================================== Selected from 141 submissions from 52 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jay Allen, San Francisco, CA -- 1, 11 (3rd #1) Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 2 Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 (Hall of Famer) Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 4 David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 5, 7 Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 6 John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 8 (Hall of Famer) John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Neil Schwartzman, Montreal, Quebec -- 10 Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 12 Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 13 Scott Sistek, Seattle, WA -- 14, 15 Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Banner Tag Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- Runner Up list name Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention name Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Miles Davis, Alton, IL -- Ambience ================================================================== --==++ Ruminations ++==-- I sometimes wonder what's better: to give 100% effort and risk failure or not to try at all. Then I think, "Who cares, I still get paid over $30,000 a year to surf internet porn and shoot rubber-bands at my co-workers!" (Dale Brown) ================================================================== [ T O P 5 C L A S S I C ] [ Copyright 2000, 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ] ================================================================== [ TOP5 -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ] The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ To bitch at the owner: chris@topfive.com ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Win a Lexus RX330! Class and beauty rolled up in an SUV! Drive your family this winter in style. Make it yours! Click below and sign up now! http://click.topica.com/caacR6OausV5Va67KL8f/Vente ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?ausV5V.a67KL8.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Top5Classic-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------