Subject: Top5Classic - 11/7/03 - Dream Wrestling Matches From: Top5 Productions Date: 11/08/2003 07:04 AM To: Top5Classic@topica.com Reply-to: Top5Classic@topfive.com =========================================================== Menthol Smokers Only – Receive up to $50 in SAVINGS on name brand Menthol cigarettes!! http://click.topica.com/caabBOEausV5Va67KL8a/ Lorillard =========================================================== ================================================================== T O P 5 C L A S S I C Pull Up, Then Down ================================================================== BIG SALE on TopFive T-shirts! We're trying to clear out our inventory of T-shirts, and we've got these puppies priced to move at only $11 each! * Impress your friends and co-workers! * Be the hit of your church social! * Get laid by a supermodel! 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