Subject: Top5 - 11/22/04 - Terrorist Perfumes From: TopFive Date: 11/23/2004 06:29 AM To: Top5@topica.com Reply-to: topfive@topfive.com ================================================================== T H E T O P F I V E L I S T A Journal of Arts and Culture ================================================================== November 22, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: Yeslam bin Ladin (as he spells it), the half-brother of Osama, is producing a perfume that, according to its advertising, is a "gentle message in a bottle... for all who long for inner peace, serenity and blessings." The Top 5 Terrorist Perfumes 5> Jihad Me at Hello 4> Eau de Humanity 3> Chanel No. C4 2> Bill Blast and Topfive.com's Number 1 Terrorist Perfume... 1> Ka'al bin Klein Eternity in Hell, You Infidels! Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml ================================================================== Today's Classic: You *Haven't* Married a Millionaire (Part II) Read it on our website: http://www.topfive.com To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Rumination of the Day For the Halloween party at work this year, I went as a disgruntled employee. The costume was simple: All I had to do was wear my regular clothes and *improve* my attitude. (James Knowles) To subscribe to Ruminations: ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Selected from 114 submissions from 43 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, RU list name (24th #1) Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 1, HM list name (8th #1) Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 1 (8th #1) Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 (Hall of Famer) Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3, Topic (Hall of Famer) Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 3 Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 4 Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4 Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5, HM name (Hall of Famer) Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jacksonville, FL -- Ambience Ambience explained: http://www.topfive.com/arcs_am/am112204.shtml ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Knockoffs" and "Stinkers" The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions for today's list can be found on our website: http://www.topfive.com ================================================================== [ T H E T O P F I V E L I S T ] [TOPFIVE -- The Web's Best Original Humor http://www.topfive.com] [----------------------------------------------------------------] The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ] ================================================================== [ To unsubscribe: Send mail to Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com ] [ To bitch at the owner: chris@topfive.com ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Win a Lexus RX330! Class and beauty rolled up in an SUV! Drive your family this winter in style. Make it yours! Click below and sign up now! http://click.topica.com/caacR6OclvXASa67KL9f/Vente ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXAS.a67KL9.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------