Subject: Top5 - 11/4/04 - Election-Related Headlines From: TopFive Date: 11/05/2004 06:22 AM To: Top5@topica.com Reply-to: topfive@topfive.com ================================================================== T H E T O P F I V E L I S T Call a doctor if your laughter lasts more than 4 hours. ================================================================== November 4, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: Hmmm... I wonder what's in the news these days... Surprise! It's the election! The Top 5 Election-Related Headlines 5> Democrats Lose Bid to Control White House, Congress, Bladders 4> Newspapers Across Country Suddenly 35% Thinner 3> Bush Restrung for Second Term 2> States Now Look to Ban Same-Sex Massages and Topfive.com's Number 1 Election-Related Headline... 1> Bush Reaches Out to Dems, Extends Middle Finger Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml ================================================================== Today's Classic Top5: Rejected Sportscaster Phrases Read it on our website: http://www.topfive.com To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Rumination of the Day Sure, I felt stupid, but I was also mighty relieved when my doctor told me the burning sensation I was experiencing while urinating was due to standing too close to the campfire. (Kim Moser) To subscribe to Ruminations: ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Selected from 81 submissions from 31 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1 (20th #1) Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 2 Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 3 Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 4 Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5 (Hall of Famer) Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag (Hall of Famer) Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List co-moderator, RU/HM names Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List co-moderator/owner Chet Baker, Yale, OK -- Ambience Ambience explained: http://www.topfive.com/arcs_am/am110404.shtml ------------------------------------------------------------------ "USA ToD'ohh!" and "86% of PreStinks Reporting" The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions for today's list can be found on our website: http://www.topfive.com ================================================================== [ T H E T O P F I V E L I S T ] [TOPFIVE -- The Web's Best Original Humor http://www.topfive.com] [----------------------------------------------------------------] The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ] ================================================================== [ To unsubscribe: Send mail to Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com ] [ To bitch at the owner: chris@topfive.com ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Free recipes to get you in shape http://click.topica.com/caacOlCclvXASa67KL9f/PermissionData ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXAS.a67KL9.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------