Subject: Top5 - 3/9/04 - Military Intelligence? From: The Top 5 List Date: 03/10/2004 05:39 AM To: Top5@topica.com Reply-to: Top5List@topfive.com ================================================================== T H E T O P F I V E L I S T Be sure to visit our all-you-can-laugh buffet. ================================================================== March 9, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: The TopFive.com Web site is still a bit screwy this morning, but I'm working on getting all the problems resolved on our new server home. Thanks for your patience. The Top 5 Indications That Military Intelligence May Be Suspect 5> Latest high-definition satellite photos of the insurgent stronghold Samarra show clearly-defined subdivisions of Main Street, Fantasyland, Tomorrowland, Adventureland, Frontierland and New Orleans Square. 4> They report "increased dental chatter" during periods of very cold weather. 3> Recon photos of alleged foreign operative "Jaylo Butay" are regularly found in insecure locations such as bathrooms and barracks. 2> Hidden somewhere in every report: "olin-Cay owell-Pay is an ussy-pay." and Topfive.com's Number 1 Indication That Military Intelligence May Be Suspect... 1> The latest U.N. weapons inspectors' discovery confirms military intelligence's worst fear: oxymoronium. Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml ================================================================== Today's Classic Top5: Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings Read it on our website: http://www.topfive.com To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Rumination of the Day The worst part about being Medusa wouldn't be turning people to stone on sight, but rather the unavoidable bad-hair days when one of her snakes is digesting a rat. (Larry Hollister) To subscribe to Ruminations: ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Selected from 82 submissions from 31 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 1 (12th #1) Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 2 (Hall of Famer) Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 3 Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 4 Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 (Hall of Famer) Jim Larsen, Springfield, MO -- Banner tag Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name (Hall of Famer) Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Glenn Miller, Clarinda, IA -- Ambience Ambience explained: http://www.topfive.com/arcs_am/am030904.shtml ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Covert Oops" and "Spy Kids" The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions for today's list can be found on our website: http://www.topfive.com ================================================================== [ T H E T O P F I V E L I S T ] [TOPFIVE -- The Web's Best Original Humor http://www.topfive.com] [----------------------------------------------------------------] The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ] ================================================================== [ To unsubscribe: Send mail to Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com ] [ To bitch at the owner: chris@topfive.com ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Are you looking for savings on products you use everyday? Visit Quality Health today and see the coupons, free samples and special offers our members enjoy each and everyday. http://click.topica.com/caab00oclvXASa67KL9f/ Ivo Interactive =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXAS.a67KL9.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------