Subject: Top5 - 9/22/04 - Terrorist TV Network From: TopFive Date: 09/23/2004 02:48 AM To: Top5@topica.com Reply-to: topfive@topfive.com ================================================================== T H E T O P F I V E L I S T Wish it into the corn field, Anthony! ================================================================== September 22, 2004 The Top 5 Shows in the Terrorist TV Network's New Fall Lineup 5> 3,718 Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter 4> Curb Your Fanaticism 3> ExpungeBob ScarePants 2> Plastique Roadshow and Topfive.com's Number 1 Show in the Terrorist TV Network's New Fall Lineup... 1> Everybody Loves Maimin' Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml ================================================================== Today's Classic Top5: Things Overheard at Medieval Medical School Read it on our website: http://www.topfive.com To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Rumination of the Day Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying, "Some nights I don't know why I even bother to wear panties." (Dave Henry) To subscribe to Ruminations: ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Selected from 167 submissions from 58 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 1 (15th #1) Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 2 Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, RU name, Banner Tag Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 3 Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 4 John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 5 Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM name (Hall of Famer) David Brand, Memphis, TN -- Topic Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Pierce Woodward, Hudson Valley, NY -- Ambience Ambience explained: http://www.topfive.com/arcs_am/am092204.shtml ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Must-Flee TV" and "Public Axis" The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions for today's list can be found on our website: http://www.topfive.com ================================================================== [ T H E T O P F I V E L I S T ] [TOPFIVE -- The Web's Best Original Humor http://www.topfive.com] [----------------------------------------------------------------] The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ] ================================================================== [ To unsubscribe: Send mail to Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com ] [ To bitch at the owner: chris@topfive.com ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Give your opinion on Abortion and Win! http://click.topica.com/caacERNclvXASa67KL9f/PermissionData ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXAS.a67KL9.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------