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We are sorry to inform you, that 7 billion personal
messages of our customers have been stolen from our
database, but...
The fucking industrial spies used the open door in our
basement to breach our high security servers. But we
have since said that we are very sorry, so it will never
happen again.
DIR Another Excuse?