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       We are sorry to inform you, that 7 billion personal
       messages of our customers have been stolen from our
       database, but...
       
       The fucking industrial spies used the open door in our
       basement to breach our high security servers. But we
       have since said that we are very sorry, so it will never
       happen again.
       
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