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We are sorry to inform you, that 5 million credit card
numbers of our customers have been stolen from our
cloud, but...
The fucking Russians used an open window in the server
room to cause a minor disturbance. But we have since
worked with law enforcement, so it will never happen
again.
DIR Another Excuse?