Subj : prices
To   : Paul Lawson
From : Bill Riley
Date : Tue Jul 25 2000 06:55 am

Paul Lawson wrote in a message to Bill Riley:

 PL> tree hugger contingient.  I suggested posting a sign advertising
 PL> Tortoise soup, $5 a bowl.  Apparently these people have zero sense
 PL> of humor...

You heard about the Mormon that got arrested for killing the seagull?  The 
jusge asked him why he did it.  Well I was hungry he replied.  The judge was 
amazed.  You *ate* a seagull?  What did it taste like?  Well yer honor, it was 
sort of a cross between bald eagle and a spotted owl.
  
Bill
   
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 * Origin: Bill's Point, Beaverton OR (1:218/704.6)

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