Fable

An awful cat inna hat
was off runnin' after mice
An awful rat inna shirt
was off nibblin' on rice on rice
Which one's got a better chance?
Freshly shaved and put on ice
two critters without sufferance
transform to dandies precise
Through fables, children, learn from us 
its moral and conclusions
The barber that's so so fabulous
makes ever and always incontestable decisions