Subj : Guru Logs
To   : All
From : KK4QBN
Date : Thu Feb 09 2017 10:50:00

Hello Fellow Dove Ops!

I love reading the crazy random guru logs that come in from time to time. Here
is one of my last ones:

2017-01-20 00:50:44-05:00
hot dog:
HELLO
Guru Pitka:
wOw. a beautiful young r0deNt like you could get me in trouble!!!!
2017-01-20 00:50:57-05:00
hot dog:
SAME HERE, YOU KNOW THAT SOMETIMES WE NIP AND SOMETIMES WE DONT, 
Guru Pitka:
Hm...
2017-01-20 00:51:07-05:00
hot dog:
MMMMMMM....
Guru Pitka:
w0w.
2017-01-20 00:51:27-05:00
hot dog:
P1TKA ARE YOU EFF BEE EYE?
Guru Pitka:
I fed your question into my computer. It answered with "Syntax Error".
2017-01-20 00:51:56-05:00
hot dog:
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I AM PEEING
Guru Pitka:
You can't be hot dog, I just spoke with her.
2017-01-20 00:52:02-05:00
hot dog:
ELS LIKE A NUT, AND SOMETIMES IT DONT 
Guru Pitka:
Too weird! Those were my thoughts exactly!
2017-01-20 00:52:27-05:00
hot dog:
I LIKE YOUR BOTTOM
Guru Pitka:
Oh.. <yawn>
2017-01-20 00:52:33-05:00
hot dog:
I LIKE YOUR TIP
Guru Pitka:
more?
2017-01-20 00:52:37-05:00
hot dog:
YES
Guru Pitka:
Right!
2017-01-20 00:52:44-05:00
hot dog:
NO, JUST THE TIP
Guru Pitka:
Por que?
2017-01-20 00:53:47-05:00
hot dog:
PORKY!
Guru Pitka:
is there more?
2017-01-20 00:53:53-05:00
hot dog:
QCQ
Guru Pitka:
No way.
2017-01-20 00:54:04-05:00
hot dog:
ARE YOU AOL BOT
Guru Pitka:
go on.
2017-01-20 00:54:11-05:00
hot dog:
CUZ 
Guru Pitka:
hmmm.....
2017-01-20 00:54:18-05:00
hot dog:
I NEED LINKS TO UGLY WOMEN
Guru Pitka:
ha ha hah a...
2017-01-20 00:54:25-05:00
hot dog:
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Guru Pitka:
That's astounding....
2017-01-20 00:54:51-05:00
hot dog:
AS
Guru Pitka:
Dem is dangerous words!
2017-01-20 00:55:01-05:00
hot dog:
HELO
Guru Pitka:
You will set foot on the soil of many countries....!
2017-01-20 00:55:22-05:00
hot dog:
/EXIT
Guru Pitka:
No, please don't go, you're the first woman I have spoken to in weeks, and
it does get lonely in here. Well if you must go we'll talk to you soon! Bye!
2017-01-20 00:55:36-05:00
hot dog:
/EXIT
Guru Pitka:
If you must go, I hope we'll speak again soon! Bye!
2017-01-20 00:55:48-05:00
hot dog:
/QUIT
Guru Pitka:
Leaving so soon honey?Well okay,...Bye!
2017-01-20 00:55:53-05:00
hot dog:
BYE
Guru Pitka:
l8r daze! 


HAHAHAHA!

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Tim Smith (KK4QBN)
KK4QBN BBS

.... Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his boss.

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