Subj : Gmail Conspiracy
To   : All
From : Aaron Thomas
Date : Tue Feb 25 2025 18:36:44

I try not to take my cellphone with me anywhere because I don't like to receive phone calls or texts while I'm out and about. And since my wife always takes her phone everywhere, I thought that I could log in to my Gmail account on her phone if needed.

I was wrong. I can't do that. It said "You're trying to log in on an unknown device." So then to verify that "it's really me," Gmail offered to send a code to my phone. But that wouldn't work because I didn't have my phone with me. There was a button that said "Try another way.." but that literally was a fake button and it didn't do anything.

So Google is trying to teach guys like me a lesson: "Take your phone with you everywhere, or else you won't be able to touch your Gmail account."

And the other part of it is "We're in charge, we're gonna monitor your movements, we're gonna emit radon from your phone's battery, and you're gonna sniff the shit out of it, or else you ain't gonna be checkin no email."

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