Subj : Crampers
To   : Dave Drum
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Mon Apr 24 2023 22:22:20

Hello Dave,

 RH>> Good to see you're back home after giving all of us another scare.

 DD> You wwere scared? I was terrified. (no joke) I knew that my kidneys had
 DD> shut down and if they didn't come back I was going to have to ca$h in that
 DD> pre-paid cremation I bought a few years ago.

What a rip-off.
All it takes is a quarter-cord of wood and a platform such as a BBQ
pit to put the cadaver on. Two hours later it is all done, and the
ashes scattered in one's own back yard.

Can't dump it in the river. EPA rules. Can't dump it in the sea,
unless it is at least 3 miles offshore. Can't even scatter them on
the beach or allow surfer's to ride the last wave ...

I'm gonna have my remains stuffed and put on display ...

For Life,
Lee

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