Subj : Re: Funerals To : Sean Dennis From : Dave Drum Date : Thu May 25 2023 06:09:00 -=> Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=- DD> I have learned that it IS possible. I have a prepaid cremation waiting DD> for me when I cease to be animate. SD> I was able to make arrangements to be buried at the Mountain Home SD> National Cemetery here in Johnson City but as soon as I can, I want to SD> get funeral insurance. Not a pleasant thought but, God forbid, if I SD> pass away before my parents do, I want to try to make it as easy as I SD> can on them. The pre-paid cremation is, in all truth, a single-pay, single purpose life insurance policy. The longer I span between purchase and use the better the insuror does on my premium. DD> My brother asked me during this last go round of hospitilisation what DD> my wishes were. So I told him where the paperworkfor the cremation was DD> and gavehim a copy of my will. Basically he gets my wheels and Dennis DD> (housemate) gets lifetime tennancy in my bungalow - then it passes to DD> Habitat For Humanity. Any $$$ in the bank gets divvied between the DD> American Heart Association, American Diabetes Association, and American DD> Cancer Society. SD> It's good to have all of that planned out. I need to update my will SD> since I moved and I'd like to add specifics on who gets my computers, SD> takes over the BBS, amateur radio equipment, and whatnot. Since I SD> don't own any real property, it's a bit easier for me. DD> So, he looks at me and says "What about your ashes?" DD> I told him "If you've no ceremony that will make you feel better about DD> my passage, chuck 'em in your trunk and use them for traction sand next DD> winter. That way I'll still be useful." SD> Like Red Green says, "If women don't find you attractive, at least let SD> them find you handy." I'm more of a Harold or Winston Rothschild than a Steve Smith DD> Title: Whole Wheat Biscuit Mix - BHG SD> That would be horrible. SD> MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06 SD> Title: Angel of Death Cheese SD> Categories: Appetizers, Cheese, Nuts, Herbs, Midwestern SD> Yield: 1 Batch MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06 Title: Death By Garlic * Categories: Pasta, Cheese, Chilies Yield: 4 Servings 1/2 c Olive oil 10 cl Minced garlic 1/2 ts Salt 1/2 ts Crushed red pepper flakes 3 tb Chopped fresh parsley 1 lb Penne pasta 1/3 c Grated Romano cheese * The title is facetious. A mere 10 cloves of garlic is not enough to "do in" any but the very feeblest of the vampire group." UDD I added one can of Italian tomatoes and chicken sausage that had basil in it. Cook pasta according to directions. In a pan slowly brown garlic in oil (do not let burn!). Add salt, pepper and parsley. Remove from heat. Toss Penne with garlic mixture and romano cheese. Serve hot. Serves 4 generously. From: http://www.recipesource.com Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen MMMMM .... Is garlic illegal in England? --- MultiMail/Win v0.52 * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105) .