Subj : Holy Rollee Guacamole To : All From : Ben Collver Date : Sat Jun 03 2023 11:14:36 MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06 Title: Holy Rollee Guacamole Categories: Dips, Guacamole Yield: 1 Batch 1 Soft avocado; chopped 1 lg Tomato 1 Onion; chopped Green onions; chopped, -(optional) 1 cn Diced tomatoes; juice and -all, (the flash cooked type -are best) 3/4 bn Fresh cilantro; cleaned and -chopped, (you could use the -whole bunch and it would -still be good) 3/4 Fresh jalapeno; (or the -whole thing if you like the -heat) 1 1/2 Meyer lemons; juiced, -(regular lemons can be -substituted) 2 cl Garlic; minced; up to 3 -(or more if you like it) 1/4 c Olive oil; (top quality); -up to 1/2 c 1 tb Chile powder; heaping 1 tb Cumin; heaping Kosher salt to taste 2 Grinds fresh black pepper This guacamole should have a chunky texture and lots of juice in it. Adjust ingredients to suit your own tastes. Wash jalapeno and place on a hot burner to char skin. When it is fully charred, rub skin off, slice, remove seeds and chop 3/4 of the pepper up. It is hard to go wrong on this one as the various ingredients love to sit in a bowl together, regardless of the ratio of what to what. If you really want to impress the fans, make your own tortilla chips. (Quarter about half a pack of fresh tortillas, cook in hot oil, drain on thick paper towels (the good kind) and salt. Careful, men will fight you for the last few chips. It might be safer just to make more.) Note: this makes the kitchen smell all fry-ie. If you have an electric skillet, cook these out on the back porch, but, not in the rain. Spatters matter. Recipe by Patti Thompson MMMMM .