Subj : T-Raffic
To   : Dave Drum
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Thu Sep 21 2023 20:22:10

Hello Dave,


 RH>> Hi Dave,

 RH>> us to make the turn--they may have spotted us from some distance
 RH>> as the road is straight for a ways and taken pity on us patiently
 RH>> waiting.

 DD>> And sometimes the recipent of such largess is so surprised by the
 DD>> courtesy I have to tap the horn to get them to take the advantage
 DD>> offrered.

 RH>> I've seen that; also seen those waiting for a different shade of
 RH>> green. (G)

 DD>> There have always been those lost in their own tiny little world.
 DD>> It's gotten a lot worse with the advent of cell phones though.

 RH>> At least at a light, they're stopped, not trying to use the phone
 DD> while
 RH>> driving. NY State has now designated most of their highway rest areas
 RH>> as text stopping places, some with, some without other facilities.

 DD> In my state. Chillinois, if the local nabs see you driving with your phone
 DD> to your ear you might just get a citation for "distracted driving" Before
 DD> the advent of commonplace blue-tooth capability in vehicles I was know to
 DD> tell callers "Hang on while I find a pull-off so we can talk."

What a silly rule. Just because a driver is not seen driving with
his hands on the wheel does not mean he/she is not driving the car.
And why does the person in the driver's seat have to be the one who
is driving the car? Certainly that makes no sense.

 DD> One time I ratted out a cat that passed me on the interstate for texting
 DD> whilst driving. I was in the company van which allows one to see into most
 DD> passing vehicles.

What a snitch! A peeping tom on the highway! Shame on you!

 DD> I was going my customary "5 over" on cruise when I noticed a car gaining on
 DD> me. So when it passed I checked it out and there was a young female
 DD> steering with her knees, head down, and thumbs flying.

There is no law barring people from steering with their knees.
There is also no law barring people from giving or receiving a
blow job while driving.

 DD> So I pulled out my cell phone and called *99 to get the nearest state
 DD> trooper.

Trust me when I tell you, you are not her type.

 DD> I gave him the tag number and a description of the car, as well as why I had
 DD> called.

Did you tell him the *real* reason? Not a chance.

 DD> He asked for my location, then said "I'm close. Watch your mirrors."

And you complied with his request, realizing your dream girl could
be yours if the trooper did his job.

 DD> Soon here he came in "angry" mode with the red and blue disco lights
 DD> flashing.

I'll bet that gave you a real woodie.

 DD> When I passed him he was standing at the driver's door of the offending
 DD> vehicle "explaining the error of her ways" to the driver.

I'm sure the two of them reached an agreement, and all was well.

For Life,
Lee

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