Subj : Bar Jokes 1
To   : All
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Sat Jul 20 2013 10:58:02

Hello Everybody,

As a piano player I hear lots of tales, told
by patrons who swear they are true stories.
Outside of barrooms, these "true stories" are
otherwise known as bar jokes.

                    * * *

Why did God create man before woman?

Because you're always supposed to have a
rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

                    * * *

A duck walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila.

The bartender pours the drink and says, "That'll be $2."

The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

                    * * *

A guy walks into a bar, takes a stool, orderes a drink,
then takes his hat off and sets it on the bar.

The bartender looks up and sees, growing out of the top
of the guy's head, a duck.

"How in the world did that happen?" gasps the bartender.

And the duck says, "Well, it all started with a wart on
my behind ..."

                    * * *

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

                    * * *

Less-known sequel to the above bar joke -

A beaver walks into a bar and says, "The termite sent me."

                    * * *

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender asks,
"What'll you have?"

The skeleton replies, "A beer -- and a mop."

                    * * *

Two men walked into a bar.

You would think the second one would have ducked.

                    * * *

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Welcome to O'Malley's.  Did you know
we have a drink named after you?"

Amazed, the grasshopper asks, "You have a drink named Fred?"

                    * * *

Well, that's it for now folks.  Until the next edition -

--Lee


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