Subj : Time Lord Snoopy
To   : BOB KLAHN
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Thu Jul 24 2014 03:28:13

Hello Bob,

 LL>> Why is it that Doctor Who never mentions his real name?
 LL>> He has been asked, many times, by several people (and
 LL>> aliens). But never has he ever said a single word as to who
 LL>> (or what) he really is.

 BK> He is The Doctor. He is a Gelyfraian Time Lord. Sheesh.

In a world of Hurt, there can be no Pain.
Now please somebody show me the John.

 LL>> Thanks to Jim Hines, we can all rest easy.  His theory
 LL>> explains quite a lot about the doctor.  As well as the
 LL>> doctor's companion. Not to mention the master's true
 LL>> identity.

 LL>> Yes, my friends, Snoopy is a Time Lord.  And Woodstock is
 LL>> his faithful companion.  And remember, the Stupid Cat Next
 LL>> Door is actually the Master.

 BK> When you tell it like that, it does make sense...

You expect me, the Doctor, Snoopy, or Heinlein to make sense???

 LL>> Of course, we all should have realized it from the start.
 LL>> The TARDIS is not a police box.  It is a doghouse.
 LL>> Everybody knows that.  Except maybe Charlie Brown.

 BK> What makes you so sure? After all, there are more than one
 BK> Tardis. Is there a plural for Tardis, or is the word both
 BK> singular and plural?

There can be only one Singularity.  But many Pluralities.
Or is it the other way around?

 LL>> http://jimhines.livejournal.com/739685.html

 LL>> For those who are curious as to other Time Lords amongst us

 LL>> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TimeLord/ComicBooks

 BK> Problem is, when did they live among us. Now, or in the distant
 BK> future now, or the past now, or all of them at the same time?

It's the aliens.  They are here.  Confirmed on the Internet -

"I followed the previous Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370
(exhaustively) and concluded that it must've been aliens;
one of the first conspiracy theories to surface, and until
we hear otherwise I'm sticking with it.  In that MH370
conspiracy theorie's post I referenced the fact that the
alleged Illuminati might have been involved due to the
number 777 being tied in.  You'll notice that this MH17
was also a Boeing 777."

See there?  The Doctor gives himself away with the number 7:

Boeing 777

MH17 on July 17, being the 7th month of 2014 = 7

Still not convinced?

Date 17/7 Flight 17 plane #777

He may be on to something ...

at 17:17 ...

Of course we all know that is utter nonsense.  The real
conspirators stole a plane (MH370), stole another plane (MH17),
and then took a crash with the first stolen plane (MH370).

Not even Rush Limbaugh can top that.  ;

--Lee

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