Subj : Time Lord Snoopy
To   : LEE LOFASO
From : BOB KLAHN
Date : Wed Aug 13 2014 01:48:00


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 LL>>> Yes, my friends, Snoopy is a Time Lord.  And Woodstock is
 LL>>> his faithful companion.  And remember, the Stupid Cat Next
 LL>>> Door is actually the Master.

 BK>> When you tell it like that, it does make sense...

 LL> You expect me, the Doctor, Snoopy, or Heinlein to make
 LL> sense???

 Heinlen, no. Snoopy, most certainly. The Doctor is a fictional
 character. At least until he becomes real. As a Time Lord, a
 fictional caracter who becomes real was never fictional.

 LL>>> Of course, we all should have realized it from the start.
 LL>>> The TARDIS is not a police box.  It is a doghouse.
 LL>>> Everybody knows that.  Except maybe Charlie Brown.

 BK>> What makes you so sure? After all, there are more than one
 BK>> Tardis. Is there a plural for Tardis, or is the word both
 BK>> singular and plural?

 LL> There can be only one Singularity.  But many Pluralities.
 LL> Or is it the other way around?

 Yes.

 LL>>> http://jimhines.livejournal.com/739685.html

 LL>>> For those who are curious as to other Time Lords amongst us

 LL>>> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TimeLord/ComicBooks

 BK>> Problem is, when did they live among us. Now, or in the distant
 BK>> future now, or the past now, or all of them at the same time?

 LL> It's the aliens.  They are here.  Confirmed on the Internet

 Um... well, if it's on the internet it must be true.

 LL> "I followed the previous Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370
 LL> (exhaustively) and concluded that it must've been aliens;

 ...

 LL> See there?  The Doctor gives himself away with the number 7:

 LL> Boeing 777

 LL> MH17 on July 17, being the 7th month of 2014 = 7

 LL> Still not convinced?

 No, but it is exhausting.

 LL> Date 17/7 Flight 17 plane #777

 LL> He may be on to something ...

 LL> at 17:17 ...

 LL> Of course we all know that is utter nonsense.  The real
 LL> conspirators stole a plane (MH370), stole another plane
 LL> (MH17), and then took a crash with the first stolen plane
 LL> (MH370).

 Ok, exhausting and convoluted.

 LL> Not even Rush Limbaugh can top that.  ;

 He'd be a fool to try. Oh, yeah, he is.

BOB KLAHN bob.klahn@sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

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