Subj : streets
To   : MARK LEWIS
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun May 26 2019 03:07:00

Mark,

ML> DS>   I sometimes wonder if I should have bumper stickers, such as:

ML> DS> 1) Don't Follow Me. I'm Lost.
ML> DS> 2) My Car's Not A Dog In Heat, So Get Off My Butt.

ML>If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

  Or at least provide it some food. :P

  Reminds me of the saying that noted "In the old days, it was
considered a miracle for an ass to speak. Nowadays, it'd be a miracle if
one kept his mouth shut".

  That was in reference to the Old Testament story of Balaam's donkey,
who chewed out Balaam for beating him, saying "all I've done is tried to
save your life". Then, The Angel Of The Lord appeared, with a flaming
sword in his hand...saying "if your donkey hadn't detected me, you'd be
dead right now".

Daryl
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