Subj : Re: Sigs To : DARYL STOUT From : NANCY BACKUS Date : Mon Aug 26 2019 20:57:00 -=> Quoting Daryl Stout to Nancy Backus on 08-22-19 17:07 <=- DS>> Oh, definitely. The snide remark was for "69"...which can be DS>> construed as a sexually oriented term. NB>> Ah.... that.... DS> That was like on an episode on The Food Network with "Emeril LaGasse DS> LIVE". Southern Cook Paula Deen (before she got into trouble with DS> supposed racial remarks), was doing a southern breakfast. We're DS> talking biscuits, gravy, eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, pork chops, hash DS> browns, tomatoes, etc., and washed down with a big glass of orange DS> juice (3 minute pause for drooling ). 1 or 2 minutes would have been sufficient... Hey, I don't see any toast... was that supposed to be included, too....? ;) DS> Well, she was preparing these boneless pork chops (the local Cracker DS> Barrel used to serve them on Monday nights), and she had this wooden DS> deal, that looked like a rolling pin, and she said "I use this to beat DS> my meat with". :P DS> Now, that's a euphemism for masturbation...the audience was roaring DS> in laughter (as were my late wife and myself), and Emeril got this DS> horrified look on his face, and he exclaimed "DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!" I DS> thought the black guy on the drums in the band, was going to spit his DS> teeth out of his mouth. Yeah, I know that euphemism also... ;) I suppose she could have used a different expression for what she was trying to express... :) NB>> Left-handed hammers aren't really any different.... but the scissors NB>> definitely are a different tool.... Just like the regular scissors NB>> won't cut if you try to use them in your left hand, the lefty ones don't NB>> work if you try to use them in your right hand.... I've used both of NB>> them.... ;) DS> I've always been right handed. I'm ambidextrous.... and I have siblings that are lefties, so there's been opportunity... you probably wouldn't be able to use their scissors any more than they could use regular scissors... :) DS>> But, the late George Carlin was right. If the #2 pencil is so DS>> popular, why is it still #2?? NB>> Because the #1 is too hard, and doesn't write well.. ;) Has nothing NB>> at all to do with superiority.... ;) DS> That's what I thought...isn't the #3 lighter in lead, so to speak?? They all use graphite now.... and the #3 is softer than the #2 or the #1.... more likely to smudge, too.... ttyl neb .... "Have a ride in my new ambulance," said Tom hospitably. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5 * Origin: Fido Since 1991 | QWK by Web | BBS.FIDOSYSOP.ORG (1:123/140) .