Subj : Wedings (was: Re: Cars)
To   : DARYL STOUT
From : JOE MACKEY
Date : Mon Sep 09 2019 07:53:06

  Daryl wrote --

>   Over the years, 2 of the toes on each foot, had to have the toenails
> removed, due to freak accidents.

  George Carlin (before he started using a lot of four-letter words) played
a newscaster in his routine (along with the Hippy Dippy Weatherman) and
doing a news report said "There was a freak accident today.  Two freaks crashed
into each other at First and Ma

> 4) When the preacher said "if anyone feels this couple shouldn't be
> married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace",

  Some years ago my college chaplain, nicknamed "Marryin' Sam" from all the
weddings he officiated at, was marrying a couple and at that point several
men jumped up and rushed the altar. He said in all the years he had been
marrying people no one had ever sai
  It was a hot day in August and the candles on the altar had softened and
tipped over setting the tapestry behind it on fire and flames were shooting
up.
  They torn it down and put the fire out.
  Joe
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