Subj : Re: it's hard surviving..
To   : JOE MACKEY
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Nov 09 2020 09:11:00

Joe,


 >   I'm not sure if it's a diuretic like tea...but if it is, the way
 > I've seen some people drink it, they're making repeated potty runs.

 JM>   It can be for me in cooler weather when working outside.
 JM>   Take a sip and go, take a sip and go.

  That's because the cold weather makes ones urinary bladder shrink.
And, that's for both men and women.

  I think of the joke where Momma has potty trained her daughter
(all of us have to go through it, when we're young and old...as
success is not peeing in your pants <G>). They would travel in
the summer, and stop off at interstate highway rest stops for a
picnic lunch (this was long before you had to worry about predators 
and perverts frequenting these places).

  Anyway, she taught her daughter to look for the LONGER sign...
WOMEN versus MEN. This was the case until they got to a certain
rest area, and it was LADIES and GENTLEMEN (guess which one is
longer?? <G>).

  Well, the little girl walks into the men's room, and here's
this little boy, naked as a jaybird, and she sees his member,
and asks "What are you doing?? What have you got there??". After
he tells her, she says "Boy!! That's a handy thing to have along
at picnics!!".

  I would've loved to have seen the look on her Momma's face
when she told her!! <G>

  I likely have told this before...but I wish all jokes were
this cute.

Daryl

.... "We want the red dildo on the wall". "Nope, that's our fire extinguisher".
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