Subj : Windshields and temp tags To : JOE MACKEY From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu Mar 11 2021 09:36:00 Joe, > at Orlando International Airport, and get patted down as well. She was > making all these orgiastic noises during it. JM> Sounds like something I would do. :) Well, dirty old moderators need love, too. > Everything was cheaper back then. The cheapest I remember seeing gasoline wa JM> s in south Florida in the late 1960's...at 24.9 cents a gallon. JM> Cheapest I remember was a "U-Pump-it" station in Colorado in 1968, it JM> was 25 cents as well. What I would've loved to have done, was when the gas was at $1.15 a gallon, and had $1 off in discounts...to make it 15 cents a gallon. I would've taken a picture of that before filling up, and it surely would've gone viral. JM> They had two (maybe four) pumps where you used 25 and 50 cent tokens JM> you got from an attendant in a booth. JM> If you used less than you paid for you either ate that amount or sold JM> it to another motorist in line, if there was one. Never heard of that method. Originally at these arcade places, you used quarters for pinball machines or video games. But later, they switched to tokens. I haven't played pinball in ages. My favorite games were Paragon, Space Invaders, Silverball Mania, Xenon, and The Black Knight, among others (now there's a topic for memories -- there's an actual website on the history of pinball machines). JM> When I re-visited a couple of years ago there was still a gas station JM> there, only larger. What brand was it?? Next to a liquor store in midtown Little Rock is the old Sinclair gas station sign. I think that place was a Sinclair gas station (with the dinosaur) years ago. > toward the end, Jeannie blinked and the "injured guy in the > wheelchair" rolled ahead, and when he stood up, all the bandages fell off. > His lawyers said to the judge "Your Honor, I swear I had no idea on this!!", JM> A few hours later he gets a phone call, pulls the brace out of a desk JM> drawer and puts it back on. JM> When asked why he said his lawyer was appealing. I think of the joke where these 2 HVAC guys were sent to Hell by mistake. When St. Peter calls Satan, the devil is grateful (how ironic!!) for him being sent those 2 guys...who have put central heat and air in Hades, but it's now comfortable. St. Peter demands Satan send those 2 guys back, and threatens to sue him if he doesn't. To which, Satan replies "Where are you going to get a lawyer??" . I heard of another guy who was attending Baylor University in Waco, Texas. He was originally going to become an attorney, but changed his major... because "he couldn't live with the idea of constantly lying". Another joke had this guy trying to sell this "talking dog". Another man, inquires about that, and the dog begins to sobbingly speak about how cruel his "master" is. The other man asks him why he wants to sell a dog like this, and he replies "Because I'm fed up with his constant lying". Yet another joke has the church pastor saying that next Sunday's sermon will cover the sin of lying (bearing false witness, aka the 9th commandment). He tells the congregation he wants them to study the book of Mark, chapter 17. So, next week arrives, and the pastor asks how many studied Mark 17. Every hand went up, and the pastor said "You're exactly the people I want to talk to. There is NO 17th chapter of Mark". . Another man was asked if he had trouble lying, and he replied "No, I lie quite well, thank you". And of course, "Never believe anything until officially denied"... from Washington, DC -- known as "America's work free drug place". I'd be lying if I told you I had planned this reply before I read this message . Daryl .... I'm not a lunatic. I just found this straightjacket. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33) .