Subj : Re: Oh, Canada
To   : JOE MACKEY
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Mar 31 2021 14:00:00

Joe,

 > Prolly figured you were trying to smuggle prescription drugs, or mary-jane,
in
 JM> to the country.  :D

 JM>   Could be.  :)

  Those 2 words were used quite a bit in the Looney Tunes cartoons. <G>

 JM>   One time Groucho Marx, before he was well known, was passing through
 JM> customs and listed his occupation as "jewel smuggler".

  Well, I guess both sexes are jewel smugglers...the guys' are below the
belt, and the women's are hidden higher up. <eg>

 JM>   What I don't understand is with all the wide open border between
 JM> Canada and the US (and Mexico for a lot) why smugglers would pass
 JM> through a customs area when there is plenty of open territory
 JM> elsewhere?

  Logic?? :P

 JM>   Oh, I forget to mention yesterday till I sent my post.

  He's becoming.... ... ... ... ... ... ... I forget what the word is. <G>

 JM>   I was so tempted to say "No, except for the three Mexican midgets in
 JM> the trunk" but for once wisely kept my mouth shut.

  Sounds like Calvin And Hobbes, telling the police officer about the dead
body in the trunk. <G>

 JM>   They just checked my ID, looking around inside the car (standing
 JM> outside) and let me go.
  
  The cop asks the redneck who he pulled over if he had any ID. The
redneck replies "'Bout What??". <G>

Daryl

.... Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
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