Subj : Re: Cyberpope' back again To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Fri Oct 15 2021 21:04:00 George, > Epididymitis, and a urinary tract infection. GP> Both ouch! Fixed you up with some antibiotics? How're you now? I'm still having issues. When the doctor did the procedure (under local anesthesia), he didn't tell me I'd have to deal with this later on in life. He said "If I had walked in with a hot dog in one hand, and a book that said "Vasectomy 101" in the other, you probably would've wanted to reschedule". :P That's like the 2 other memes on prostate checks for men. 1) The man is sitting on the exam table, with a C-Clamp tightly around his waist, holding his butt cheeks together. The doctor notes on the clipboard "Patient is rather reluctant to have his prostate checked". When I showed that to my former urologist (he's retired now, due to age), I thought he would pee all over himself, as he was laughing so hard!! 2) The old feeble man is sitting on the exam table, when the urologist walks in, and his index finger is swollen exponentially. The doctor says "I'm sorry I'm late for your prostate check. I slammed my finger in the car door this morning". I think I'd want to reschedule. :P GP> I say the latter all the time & "a cry for help from a turd in trouble" Basically. There is actually a group on Facebook called "The Tushy Movement", dealing with all sorts of bowel and buttocks issues. You would be surprised at how many folks, male and female, young and old, have to deal with that. Years ago, people would talk about their bowels and bladder, and wouldn't say a word about sex. Now, it's the other way around. :P GP> Didn't mattter; my boss knew I was trustworthy & loyal. Once a GP> customer asked for an application. I gave her one, as she was spouting GP> off like a wounded ditch pig of a slag. I brought it back to my boss GP> & he asked me what i thought of her; I said I wouldn't want to work GP> beside her. He tore up her form without even reading any of it. Reminds me of the meme where this cupcake comes to apply for a job...she wants to be a "Hostess". GP> Now it's covid -- some stores sau up front, on a sign, "No cash GP> accepted." There is a little "hole in the wall restaurant" in southwest Little Rock, about a mile from my house, that has been in business for over 50 years. They still take CASH ONLY...no checks, credit, or debit cards. GP> Starbucks at the hospital had that up, so I had no coffee to fuel my GP> wheel up the stree to the main road, a half mile up, so I took a bus & GP> poopeed right into their competitor (cheapere, better qyality, & their GP> internet always was free 23/7, even when Starbucks charged $25/30 GP> minutes! & shut it off at closing); I can sit outside any Blenz at 3am GP> & connect to the 'net. Have you seen the video with ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, where Peanut got an overdose at Starbucks?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r2t6SG76sc Daryl .... The Weather Is Here...Wish You Were Beautiful. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .