Subj : Re: Cyberpope' back again To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun Oct 17 2021 15:43:16 > > Epididymitis, and a urinary tract infection. > GP> Both ouch! Fixed you up with some antibiotics? How're you now? > I'm still having issues. When the doctor did the procedure (under local > anesthesia), he didn't tell me I'd have to deal with this later on in life. I got he same "enjoy this medical annoyance forever." Mine is wearing compression wear on my left leg & foot, due to irreperable massive swelling(edema) in both. &, more rercently, the need to use a CPAP when sleeping. > He said "If I had walked in with a hot dog in one hand, and a book that > said "Vasectomy 101" in the other, you probably would've wanted to > reschedule". :P That's like the 2 other memes on prostate checks for men. Yup, that's why we make doctors take 8+ years of university then a year or two of residency dealing with ER (usually) situations. The nurses union is tryingt o claim t hey deserve ttop be paid the same as dctors bnecause they iknow as much & do as much. Umm, how many nurses have 9 years of student loans to pay off? How many pay rent(or lease) on a medical office? & pay for a nurse, to boot! I like nurses (in my job, I get more done quicker by going to the nurses instead of the doctor directly) Doctors are expertts in anatomy & medical diagnostics & treatment of it. Nurses' key job is patient care(i.e. focused on the patients, rather than focused ona disease) When I came out of my 60-hour coma, after my aneurysm. The neurologist greeted me, after being paged, & explained I had had an aneurysm bursdt, & what that is, & thart he'd done a lifesaving surgery called a 'clipping' & explained that, too. Then he adds, "I don't usually7 operate on those; usuyally I just do an autopsy." Umm, yeah, great bedside manner, Doc! A nurse later explained thatr neuroloigists spend 90% of their work time working direectly on unattached brains, so ;ack in many basic social skills. Oh well, I was happy to find out that even though only 2% survive this,. I was in that 2%! Most of those survivers were out in public, or with a loved one, when they collapsed, so someone called 911 immediately. I was alone(physically), at home, yet here I am, still comlaining(I'm cutting back) & breathing. So, yes, I thank God regularly that I am here to continue my life's mission, whatever it is(or they are). . . Beats working, as I always say, sometimes. (while working *LOL*) > 1) The man is sitting on the exam table, with a C-Clamp tightly around his > waist, holding his butt cheeks together. The doctor notes on the clipboard > "Patient is rather reluctant to have his prostate checked". When I showed > that to my former urologist (he's retired now, due to age), I thought he > would pee all over himself, as he was laughing so hard!! > 2) The old feeble man is sitting on the exam table, when the urologist > walks in, and his index finger is swollen exponentially. The doctor says > "I'm sorry I'm late for your prostate check. I slammed my finger in the > car door this morning". I think I'd want to reschedule. :P > GP> I say the latter all the time & "a cry for help from a turd in trouble" > Basically. There is actually a group on Facebook called "The Tushy > Movement", dealing with all sorts of bowel and buttocks issues. You would > be surprised at how many folks, male and female, young and old, have to > deal with that. Years ago, people would talk about their bowels and bladder, > and wouldn't say a word about sex. Now, it's the other way around. :P > GP> Didn't mattter; my boss knew I was trustworthy & loyal. Once a > GP> customer asked for an application. I gave her one, as she was spouting > GP> off like a wounded ditch pig of a slag. I brought it back to my boss > GP> & he asked me what i thought of her; I said I wouldn't want to work > GP> beside her. He tore up her form without even reading any of it. > Reminds me of the meme where this cupcake comes to apply for a job...she > wants to be a "Hostess". > GP> Now it's covid -- some stores sau up front, on a sign, "No cash > GP> accepted." > There is a little "hole in the wall restaurant" in southwest Little Rock, > about a mile from my house, that has been in business for over 50 years. > They still take CASH ONLY...no checks, credit, or debit cards. > GP> Starbucks at the hospital had that up, so I had no coffee to fuel my > GP> wheel up the stree to the main road, a half mile up, so I took a bus & > GP> poopeed right into their competitor (cheapere, better qyality, & their > GP> internet always was free 23/7, even when Starbucks charged $25/30 > GP> minutes! & shut it off at closing); I can sit outside any Blenz at 3am > GP> & connect to the 'net. > Have you seen the video with ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, where Peanut got > an overdose at Starbucks?? > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r2t6SG76sc > Daryl > ... 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