Subj : Various Things
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Oct 18 2021 07:01:00

George,

 GP> Christmas in July, because "we got sh*t to sell, dammit!"

  Or like the song "Redneck Woman"...she keeps her Christmas lights up all
year long...and knows all the words to every Charlie Daniels, Tanya Tucker,
and Ol' Bocephus (Hank Williams, Jr.) song.

 GP> Someone's really bad at measuring, or there's a "charge!" moment?

  Paul Lynde said you never discuss tape measures at a nudist colony. <G>

 GP> Exactly.  The guilty white liberals cry they were downtrodden from
 GP> birth & so have an unfair disadvantage.

  They're just lazy.

 GP> I invite any of them to listen to or read my favourite Linguistics
 GP> professor: Dr,. John McWhorter.

 GP> He's unaplogetically black &, in "Losing the Race" he detyails how
 GP> blacks sabotage themselves(he would be bullied for "talking white" as a
 GP> kid (i.e. speaking with proper grammar.); he overcame the molasses
 GP> dragging him downward & moved to the top of any academic vocation: a
 GP> multi-published PhD.

  Good for him.

 GP> But EVERYONE is claiming victimhood benefits now! & they're all, save
 GP> for the odd individual, full of crap (most of the crap is just brown
 GP> sticky low self worth, created by ad-based national corporate
 GP> domination.)

  We pee the same yellow, poop the same brown, bleed the same red...and all
came into this world naked and broke, and are going out the same way. How
is that discrimination??

 GP> "Our soap is better." (yeah, better than if you washed your clothes in
 GP> crude oil)

  Or in Granny's Lye Soap. :P

 GP> "Have it your way at Burger King" (unless our underage minwage front
 GP> counter dummy doesn't understand plain English, & trust us, he doesn't;
 GP> or our cooks are goofing around, tossing food from the floor onto the
 GP> grill & serving it to you, because we deduct the cost from their teeny
 GP> paycheques if they don't.)

  Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. And, we'll 
assimilate you if you don't like that. <G>

  I like the tagline below.

Daryl

.... I'm Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your @$$ laminated!!
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