Subj : Relationships And More To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Mon Oct 18 2021 07:02:00 George, GP> butt the butt of the one you love is always #1. But I might still GP> notice others, as does my wife & so what -- we're wed, not dead; GP> married, not buried. We made a vow to be true to each other, not to GP> only look at each other. I saw a meme where it looked like this guy was looking at this woman's shapely butt, and his wife had a fit. Yet, what she didn't notice is that in a nearby car, was a dog in the drivers seat, with his paws on the wheel. The man's defense was "How often do you see a dog driving a car??". GP> If we;re out walking & my wife sees a curvacious young lovely who is GP> pleasantly & shapely padded, she'll nudge me to direct my attention. I GP> do the same if a scvene comes on tv involving firemen dancing in only GP> underwear; both my wife & daughter will take a moment to appreciate the GP> act, & why not? If a member of the opposite sex kissed me or my wife, we'd razz the crap out of each other...about one's new romantic boyfriend for her, or girlfriend for me. But, as the country song noted, "I've got all the love a man could want, waiting for me at home". GP> Only my wife & I need to know that, really. Nobody cares any more; GP> wyen I was younger it would raise eyebrows & attract the pointing of GP> fingers. . . What a couple, married before God and their peers, wants to do in the intimacy of their bedroom...however kinky it may be...is their business. If they're amenable to that, more power to them. In that regard, here's a punny joke of a frisky couple... This couple, both ham radio operators, were getting ready for bed one night, and the wife was in hot, horny, and amorous mood...telling her husband "Beat Me!! Whip Me!!". Well, he didn't have anything handy, so he went out to the garage, and removed the magmount antennas off of their vehicles via the "quick disconnects" (for a quickie )...and they proceeded to strip naked, and thrash each others nude body. To me, that's like getting popped by a wet towel on your butt cheeks. Now, that's NOT my idea of a good time...but as noted above, if that's what the couple wants to do to be happy, more power to them. I guess it takes all kinds to make a world (sigh!). Well, a few days later, the stinging welts proved unbearable, so they both went to the Emergency Room. The doctor has them both strip naked, and as he sees the welts, confronts them with "Did you get this from having sex??". Tearfully, the couple confessed that it was true...and the doctor growled "I thought so. That's the worst case of van-aerial disease I've ever seen". Years ago, I was talking to my mother-in-law on the speaker phone, and my wife was next to me. When I got to the punchline, my wife screamed "OH, NO!!" at the dry pun humor...but my mother-in-law was laughing hysterically. GP> Amen! I give thanks for all I've seen, been, & experienced. . . & for GP> all that I will undergo. . . While I'm busier than I was when I was married, some days, it gets awfully lonely. GP> Yup -- that's cheating; wanting to always be on the first page when GP> someone just briefly pops into the echo. Google blocks websites that GP> use games(e.g. the same keyword 10,000 times in invisible GP> colour(matching the background colour) so keyword counters give that GP> site higher weight, when they're just ordinary, to be on the first page GP> of results. I've got the duplicates deal turned on in the BBS echoes...so, I know many of the posts get zapped. GP> On the same principle,. i'd limit BBS_ADS echo to once a month, to GP> encourage more individual reading, replying, & having conversations. Some echoes do that. GP> If you want to be on top, do as Google says, & pay an ad fee. (not sure GP> I'd ever do that, as it's against the spirit of Fidonet, especially if GP> I'm not paying anything to be part of it.); in the meantime, I'd expect GP> the BBS_ADS echo to ghave a list of subjects that, in 4-6 words make GP> each board attractive to casual browswers & message b message readfers GP> both. I want folks to logon because they want to...not because they have to. And, to me, constantly posting the ad, is like shoving it down their throat. GP> It's all about what they chose to interpret things as (truthfully, GP> more what theier emplyer (e.g. city, county, state) has inmind for GP> revenue raising. Every so often, you'll hear controversies of certain small towns that have "speed traps". GP> There's a stretch of the main south-north interestate through Florida GP> that ghoes throughga county whgere toplessness in men is illegval GP> (ticketable); mnaturtally most men(& some women) driving are topless to GP> try to survive the heart & humidity of certain seasons. & the cops are GP> awaiting to ticket you. You prolly have to pay on the spot, as there's GP> no likelihood that John Smith from Peoria will anything but trash that GP> ticket, maybe a quarter mile down the road, out his window. . . What about bottomless?? Does that mean they have no butt?? GP> Then my concern would be that it's an off-duty cop trying to make some GP> extra personal cash. That, too. There have been cases of folks impersonating police officers as well. It reminds me of a joke where this cop pulls this blonde female over, and he basically wants her to perform oral sex on him. She laments "Not another breathalyzer test!!" :P GP> & I'd be driving about 1.5 MPH lower than posted speed limit (most GP> people figure limit+5% wil be fine by most cops, & go about limit plus GP> 10%) It's so easy to get a "lead foot". GP> Guy gets pulled over for speeding. GP> "I was going at the speed of traffic, officer," he said in protest. GP> Cop looks up & down the clearly empty road, "What fleeping traffic?" GP> "See? That's how far behind I am!" Exactly. But, I thought "speed limit" meant exactly that. I got a warning once because I was doing the speed limit, but the flow of traffic was much higher. To me, that makes as much sense as tits on a boar hog. > Do we have a rubber match to see who's best 2 out of 3?? GP> The handyman wins? LOL. GP> Thsat's what it would seem like if the younguns react to my attitudes GP> toward public behaviour & morals & the need to teach children well, GP> when a paddling is required. Now, you'll stir up all those against corporal punishment. :P Daryl .... You'll win the lottery, and spend all the winnings on The Sysop. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .