Subj : Re: Inventions
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Feb 20 2022 20:02:00

George,

 GP> "No, your honour, I know they can; I just don't want THEM to know!"

  There was a guy who was down and depressed. His doctor gave him options to
cheer himself up.

Doc: Buy a new car. 
Guy: I drive a nice Mercedes.

Doc: Go on vacation.
Guy: I just got back from the Bahamas.

Doc: Build a new house.
Guy: I live in a million dollar mansion.

Doc: So, why are you depressed??
Guy: I only make $100 a week.

 GP> "Potty Training for Fidonet Participants"?

  They need that in the FLAME echoes.

 GP> "Great minds think alike"  (or is it "small ones seldom differ?")

  Both.

 GP> I do recall t hat back in late '79.  Up here in Canada, as elementary
 GP> school  punks we had respect for Reagan & how Iran must be trembling
 GP> knowing he was  taking the reins on 20-January!

  I'm not going to get into the political stuff here...I don't want to
antagonize the moderator. Besides, my sucking up skills need work right
now. <G>

 GP> Didn't they release the hostages just prior, or within that week?

  They released them once Reagan was sworn in.

 GP> "You're a "SUB-marine" so get 'below' the water, NOW! *BLAM!*
 GP> bloop-bloop-bloop. . .

Q: How do you drown a bunch of blondes in a submarine?
A: Knock on the door.

Daryl

.... Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
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