Subj : Re: Fiber And More
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sat Mar 12 2022 16:30:00

George,

 GP> & the generation in between must change both!

  Exactly. Politicians are like diapers...both must be changed often, for the
same reason.

 GP> Moderen wheart is actually harmful -- the leading cause of many health
 GP> problems, including obesity, diabetes, & others.

  They say practically everything is harmful. I guess they want everyone to 
just go hungry and starve to death.

 GP> Oh, I knew it was crappy before the name changes. . .

  It still is.

 GP> Eventually YouTube, Twitter, & Facebook will merge into one super
 GP> social  medium: YouTwitFace.

  Basically.

 GP> I've heard of this, yes -- it's basically a sh*t transplant - they
 GP> shoot  someone else's feces up your butt.

  That's because their colon is out of whack.

 GP> Some prefer to eat the capsules containing fecal matter -- I'm a firm
 GP> no on both.

  Just like the way China is doing the Covid-19 swabs...rectally. The male
prostate check is bad enough.

 GP> My Japan-type toilet seat provides a warm water enema when I need it,
 GP> then  washes, rinses, & dries the area after.

  That reminds me of the joke in the aircraft, where this guy needs to use
the toilet badly. The men's room is taken, but the women's room is open;
so the stewardess reluctantly lets him use the ladies room, but warns him
"DO NOT TOUCH THE BUTTONS".

  Well, he's in there, and he sees the buttons, and just as curiosity killed
the cat, it nearly did the same to him. He presses all 4, and blacks out 
after the last one. He wakes up in the hospital, and the nurse chews him out.
She told him what the four buttons were:

WW - Warm Water -- to wash the genitalia and buttocks.
WA - Warm Air -- to dry the same areas.
PP - Powder Puff -- for a feeling of softness and freshness.

  The man agreed with those, but asked about the last one.

TR - Tampon Remover -- your penis is under your pillow.

  That's what you get for not following directions. <G>

Daryl

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