Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Nov 20 2019 00:01:24

I can't remember,I can't recall...
Some strong coffee. I'm getting buzzed! - Tom
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
That VTOL craft isn't going to make it LOOK OU{~~x{x{|{`
"Give me two personal pronouns." "Who, me?" -Benny Hill
Gentlemen's agreements can get very ungentlemanly.
Alright! Another Earthquake.
Heh...  I don't wanna make you *work* or anything.
Misquote!!  10 yard penalty, loss of down!  <Fweeeet!>
Don't try to have the last word.  You might get it.
It's only reality...
Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain.
Line noise provided by Alberta General Telephones
Baseball makes sense: man with four balls walks to first
For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings.
Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor.
Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq!
Freeze!   Assume the Ctl-Alt-Del position.
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