Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Feb 21 2020 00:01:22

God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet..
No liberals = no progress = no computers = no BBSs.
Caution--I was not hired for my disposition
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention
Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
Romulan warbird decloaking sir... ??[???? NO CARRIER
I believe virtually everything I read * David St. Hubbins
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers.
Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking are
"The THIGH-MASTER is now the DIE-MASTER!"
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!
Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.
Someday your prints will come.--Kodak
I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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