Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jul 01 2020 00:01:20

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
I've got you now, Mr. Bond - Tom
Is it further to Boston, or by bus?
If he has his pants down then he probably is a Democrat.
That's disgusting, but funny.
"The future sucks... change it..." -Beavis
Brain damage?  No thanks, I have some already.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead...
..My wife calls me dude but she leaves out the "e"
Mother said I hadn't oughta, so I stayed a virgin, sorta.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
DEFINITION: Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man.
A day without sunshine is like a night.
Icons... blech, ptoowie!
Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people.
This MSG written by pouring warm tea on an Ouiji board.
Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner.
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
Trust everybody, but always cut the cards.
She goes through men like Brooklyn goes through bullets.
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