Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Oct 20 2020 00:01:28

Excuse me - it's time for my medication

Remember, wherever you go, there you are!!

Oxymoron: Microsoft Access.

Baseball is wrong  Man with four balls cannot walk!

Guns don't kill people.  OS/2 kills people

Phone salespeople are the traveling salesmen of the '90s

URA Redneck if: You think Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.

Offer void where inhibited by sanity.

RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs

A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!

X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

Zen is simply a voice crying, "Wake up! Wake up!"

Rail at a liar.        The Palindromic Pig

I'd rather go mad than see a psychiatrist. -Michael Caine

Minoxidil didn't work  $#%#&@ NO HAIRIER

Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

Perceiving reality is a biological necessity. - Francois Jacob

Every party needs a pooper

Fat: Horizontally challenged

Now if only I could get the computer to do my housework!

Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--next DS9!

Quoique vous en pensiez, ceci n'est PAS un tag!

Freedom: The liberty to do what you SHOULD; not what you WANT.

On the trailing edge on technology

QUEERS BASH BACK!  Our lives are worth defending!

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