Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Nov 01 2020 00:01:28

Veni, vidi, fece! I came, therefore I went to the bathroom

Looks like you broke your arm a few years ago. --Crusher

Mr. Worf, FIRE.  to be continued

Damn It Jim!! I'm not a Doctor, just a bad actor on a canceled show

Go $HOME, Bill Gate$!

What's wrong with a little d/dx[-cos(x)] every now and then?

Zebra: a sports model jackass.

Necromancers do it to wake the dead.

Death *IS* a health care issue. * Hillary Rodham Clinton

Has too many birds on his antenna.

I miss my teddy bear.  Would you sleep with me?

My family is more dysfunctional than your family!

Support your right to bare arms! -- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association

Kasparitis can be cured in our lifetime.

No wonder I got darts in all my clothing - Crow

Extensive background in public accounting. I can also stand on my head! - Real live resume statement

FUNNY BOOK = Parachuting: Hugo First

Have you been nipping Saurian brandy or something?! - Yeoman Rand

They are as they always have been, and are among the worthy

Your God dead?  Try one of mine!

Liberal: One who looks for justifications to spend money

A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms

SUPER DANA ANDREWS & VELVET WOMAN - Tom's super heroes

Standing under falling pianos is not recommended

We have in our midst a complete smegpot! - Lister

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