Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Nov 30 2020 00:04:50

Oh, Doctor Bashir? I have the WORST cough

Exactly what are these circumstances, Minister? - Janeway

C A U T I O N - I drive the same way you do

Nothing worth learning is learned quickly, except parachuting

Mollari-Centauri, G'Kar-Narn, Delenn-Minbari, Kosh-Vorlon

URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet

Don't worry, I know a guy who will tow us.

Kriost eirgin! (Gaelic: "Christ is risen!")

Oxymoron: Downtown Detroit.

Scotty, you're rehired! Kirk

Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!t

ZAPPA: And you are my sofa.

Librarians DO IT quietly.

Hark!  What E-mail from yonder modem breaks?

The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. -- Jane Bryant Quinn

When in doubt, print 'em out. -Karl's Program Proverb

Computer Ž sits there naked -vs- Woman Ž spends money on clothes

Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for newspa

Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I like nothing better

Like, wow, gag me with an exotic saltshaker.--Tracy Hemenover

"Can't...  Do... Plaid..."   - Crusading Chameleon

A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest

Kids...you gotta love them, there's no resale value.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that

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