Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Dec 07 2020 00:04:02

SHORTEST BOOK: Axe Murderers Who Support "Feed The Children"

"Clear your mind of everything in it . . . if there's anything there."

Just having a little fun. -- Brisco

MOM'S HINT #091: They're never too rich to take home your clothes

Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes. - Leia

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors -work evaluationese

File  not  found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma

VAX: A very big PC peripheral.

This is my second life. -- James Bond

No more Ms. Nice Guy! - Miss Piggy

Race to the Outhouse by Willy Makeit and Betty Dont

My next big break will probably be a hip.

A "reel" fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!

Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote "Gay awarness week"

Oxymoron: Tragic comedy.

Killer whale spit take! -- Crow T. Robot

Drinking to the health of others ruins your own.

X-Man Criteria: Whine a lot and come back from the dead.

Keptin, our komputer vas inficted vith the Vindows wirus!

I am Locutus of Borg. Your hair will be assimilated.

XYZ  - By C. My Willie

I need some duct tape.  My duck has a quack in it.

Use your discretion, Mr. Paris. Janeway

URA Redneck if your belt buckle serves as your I.D.

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