Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Dec 02 2020 00:01:28

Bart's Blackboard Ä "I will not make flatuent noises in class."

'There must be fifty ways to leave your lover!' - P. Simon

The makers of Roseane told me to Slaughter Over-friendly Lesbian...with Water Pistol

Vulcans STOLE your homework?

Q: What do you call twelve blondes in a circle? A: A Dope Ring.

John Tesh might drive (John says ride) a Celica.

KISS: A secret told to the mouth instead of the ear

Pity I don't have any more bullets, thought Frito

Kai Winn likes it when you rub your head against her and purr

When you see what some girls marry you realize how they must hate to work for a living. (HELEN ROWLAND)

Length of a meeting is square the number of people there

Never send tapes to rock stars (see "Right Now").

PUNNY BOOK: How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm.

Sex has two purposes: Orgasm and reproduction. I LOVE it!

WANTED-- Man to work in dynamite factory. Must bewilling to travel.

Your need for me has been replaced

URA Redneck if you fish in your swimming pool

!Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

Get thee behind me, Satan - I was here first

HHGTTG: Oh no, not again! - Bowl of Petunias

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

Xerox never comes up with anything original

Moderating a FidoNet echo is like trying to herd ferrets!

Cwcycdcxnwcwjxncwcwnvcnwncwcycdcxnwcwjxncwcwnvcnwncwd -Welsh recipe

Okay Mulder...but if this is monkey pee, you're on your own. -Scully

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