Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Dec 21 2020 00:03:30

Oh!, you ARE sick!!!

Q: What do you do when a pit bulls humps your leg?  A: Let him finish

"I put away your shoes for you again." Eline

* <- Tribble  $ <- The Donald Tribble

No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars. -- Quintus Ennius

Walk softly and carry a fully charged disrupter

Joel's engaging in another of his Real-Life Simulations

Pssssst! Hey Phil, your zipfile's open!

PTL: Pay To Lucifer

"Don't worry, I'm not going to kiss you."--Holodoc

"Bible" is pronounced "Buy Bull"

I'm a little low. Can you borrow me some money? - Crow

Kennedy School of Driving - bring waterwings!

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My last girlfriend was bisexual.  Buy her something, she'd get sexual.

Even after all that practice, Bill Clinton still doesn't lie well

V.M. Smith was as real as taxes, but he was a race of one.

A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.

VEGETARIANS eat VEGIES ... Beware of HUMANITARIANS

I am the modren man, with this guitar in hand

You're a Redneck if: all of your four-letter words are two syllables.

Lawn dart! - Penguin

I really must learn not to argue with you..!

Quick! Kick me in the head! - Crow w/football on head

Spammers suck Uranus tiL they're fuL of politiks.

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