Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jan 16 2021 00:01:20

I guess some things never leave you. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988

Marriage: A banquet where dessert is served first.

Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.

<bleep> the back row! <bleep> the front row! <bleep> *IN* the back row!

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Katana the Dull

Farewell, King Under the Mountain. - Bilbo Baggins

Radical:  A conservative out of a job.

Bart Simpson in `96! Nothing else has worked!

I hate it when I'm right! - Yakko

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame

QWK: The VHS of offline mail formats

"Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ fondled him

Sir Crow of Robot, Defender of the Realm! -- Crow T. Robot

Elevator Men do it up and down.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.  -- Lily Tomlin

WHat do you call a man in a meat grinder?    Chuck

Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

Zen Meditators do it thoughtlessly.

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object --- one is proven wrong.

He's dead, Jim.  Pass the ketchup!

You have succeeded in life when all you really want is all you really need. - Vernon Howard

Bart: A burp is not an answer

Famous Last Words: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this.

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