Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Jan 29 2021 00:01:24

Jebes ribu sa VEKS-a :) (i ja bi)

The House of Lords has a value ... it is good evidence of life after death

She's so fat in a bikini that sumo wrestlers laugh.

Unable to locate Coffee, Er, Unable to Think%^&*&  NO CARRIER

A bachelor is one never met a girl he couldn't live without.

Def: Farfignewton: The cookie of the stars

Xerox no longer makes originals.

Censorship sucks is for your own good

Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?

RADIO ENGINEERS do it with frequency

Morning doesn't begin til AFTER that second cup of coffee.

A bachelor is one who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.

The practice of the court is the law of the court

The Time Travel Society will hold a meeting last Tuesday

Kids: find out what they want, then advise them to do it.

Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark. -- Heard on Noahs' ark

Wait a minute!  What are you going to say about me!? - Ro Laren

I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my blende

I can count my good friends on one hand, but you I can count on with my heart.

jms's allusions to LotR have gone unnoticed by few... ;)

Jaws-The man whom would not die

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions

Bart's Blackboard Ä "Coffee is not for kids."

Oh no!  It's Emogine Coca! -- Mike Nelson

ZS Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:

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