Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Feb 04 2021 00:01:28

Q: What does it say at the top of a Polish ladder?    A: "STOP"

Tell them to take a good guess, but clear that board, Lieutenant

URA Redneck if a 6-pack and a bug zapper makes quality entertainment.

Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact

None of you exist; my Sysop types all this

'Bother', said Pooh, as Cthulhu ripped his head off.

Playing around with DeLuxeý is real fun!

No, I don't have any males; not at the moment, anyway

Kamikaze instructor: "Watch closely, I do this only once"

Famous last words #84:  "So what good is a ring of Cthulhu control?"

Def: DAISY CHAIN: A type of jewelry

A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowig

Jesus saves -- Moses invests -- Cthulhu squanders.

(THUD) - Lwaxanna, when she sees Worf at the wedding

No matter how hard you throw a dead fish in the water, it still won't swim.

'Three rings for the elven kings under the sky...'

You silly willy! - Crow to Joel

BAD COMMAND: "Oh, you've been a bad <whack>, bad <whack>, bad command"

Ever wonder who Michael Jackson thinks is weird?

Fight AIDS: Provide free needles, stronger heroin

PILOTS stay up longer.

"I'm not ashamed to say I don't write happy songs."

Ethan: Can I ask what's so important to be ruining our trip?

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