Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Feb 05 2021 00:01:20

Have they checked the dog's DNA?

Zen dog dreams of a medium - sized bone.

Never play pool with anyone named "Fats"

FUNNY BOOK = Trial Law: Tess Temoni

MOM'S HINT #318: Food fights happen.

My software has bugs in it! Where is the Raid?

Houston we have a problem.

"Hey, what's wrong with Hell? It won't be THAT bad a place."

Money not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy?

Bolje da nosim kratku kosu, bolje da nosim kratku kosu i slusam taj zvuk

"...and ice, mast-high, came floating by, As green as emerald."

Jack, spend $40 on drinks - and THEN I'll tell you!

Everybody leave in a slow leisurely manner -Mike on panic

Error #0216:  Tagline out of paper

Professor:  Someone who talks in the sleep of another.

CRASH: What a programmer would love to do, for at 8 hours

Just when one is caught up, everything speeds up!

I don't have to say that at all, Lillian.  You did. - Sgt. Joe Frida

KARAOKE:  A Japanese word meaning tone deaf

Let me just patronize you a bit... -- Crow T. Robot

Jesus saves, Moses invests, Cthulhu squanders.

Que sera, sarcophagus: What will be, only mummy knows.

Zip up your Tagline

Vote Deb Milner for Moderator (1996-97)!

XYZ  - By C. My Willie

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