Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Feb 12 2021 00:01:28

'I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George'--A. Snowman

"Forgive me for not leaping for joy--bad back, you know." - Scar

Press button to test.  Release to detonate.

DOS Perot:  you boot, it decides whether it wants to run.

I am quick to laugh at everything, so as not to have to cry. - De Beaumarchais

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition # 75. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum

For sale: Hourglass for timing transport flight time.

Uh, I have? I really don't think I'm authorized to sign that... -EWJim

Boot Sector Not Found! Wear Socks? (Y/N?)

Confucius:  Man who lay woman on hill not on level.

Can an Opus marriage fit into the general scheme of the cosmos?

Girls just wanna have fun. Guys just wanna have girls.

Quark! <SLAP!> I told you to never talk to me again! -- Natima

Gun control is being able to hit your target!

Pick me! Pick me! I know! I know!

Life is a timed event. Death is a timeless event.

Bill Clinton convinced me to believe Rush Limbaugh!

Feline of Borg: You will rub my tummy.  Resistance is futile

'Isotoners!' Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

I've made up my mind. Now to find some facts ... Skeptibunker

JT: Jump if Tuesday

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

Citizens are helpless while the crooks are walking tall!

Hello, that sounds like a *pig* fainting! - The Dean

Restroom signs at a lake resort:  'Inboards'  -  'Outboards'

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