Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Feb 16 2021 00:01:28

Cauterize:  Made eye contact with her.

Klingon Prayer.... "Let us prey...."

Virgins don't DO IT yet.

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike

On today's show, Barney proclaimed his love for you.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail

Dances with Tribbles: Stomp...SQUEAK   Stomp...SQUEAK

Life is a batch and then your hard drive dies!

XT or AT, it makes a big difference.

Que sera, slenderize: What will be, is on a diet.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes

"Human females are SO repulsive!" Duras Sister

Dupe, dupe, dupe, Dupe of Earl, dupe, dupe

Calvin: They're all teeth and digestive tract. No brains at all

Quoth the Dannys:  "Never Flirt."

Now you see 'em, now you don't! --Iolus

I HATE TRIBBLE RECIPES!!!

Useless Invention: Kickstand for a tank.

Quotations by Jack "Proof is Not Required" Butler.

FOR SALE: One Iraqi rifle.  Never fired,  dropped once.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Epitaph: PAUL SIMON - "Hello Darkness, my old friend."

When childhood dies, its corpse is called an adult.

PBS VIRUS: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

Grab the Banana and save a bunch!

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