Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Mar 22 2021 01:24:50

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Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. -- Sam

BO PEEP - Dyed in the Wool

ROFLMAO; Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off!

We don't care. We don't have to. We're The Phone Company.

POLITICS:  Poly (many) + Ticks (blood-sucking parasites)

BR: Byte and Run

Uh-oh, more ping-pongs!

Great spirits are often met with violent opposition from mediocre minds. --Albert Einstein

Does this mean you want to get to the bottom of things?

Ferengi RoA # 33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss.

"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of lighter fluid.

Kiev is a Navy Cross waiting to happen!

Christians are God's ambassadors, not His policemen.

I support drug tests: Test all politicians!

The State has no place in the bedrooms of the nation

Every valuable idea offends someone because valuable ideals don't exist.

Oxymoron: athletic scholarships

Ronald Barnes has been caught stealing taglines again

Get a taste of religion.....bite a nun!

EARTH FIRST!!  We'll log the other planets later!

A friend gave me half his brain, now we're both handicapped

Warning!  Error in REALITY.SYS!  Proceed with BIGBANG.EXE

Smuggy the Boot Black, which of course, is my part - Crow T. Robot

Vagitarian. and proud of it

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