Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Apr 09 2021 00:01:28

I never met a bleeder resistor I could trust!

Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

Knitting with only one needle.

XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

We'll send him cheesy movies,the worst we can find! (la,la,la)

XXXXXXXX IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE XXXXXXXX

Pharmacists DO IT with side effects.

Laws are for other people.

"Hey, Jon, what's new?" "My life stinks." "I said, what's *new*?"

Georgia: It is illegal to slap a man on the back.

Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

This plane was recently sexed. It's a boy! - Mike

Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??

Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous.

Otherwise, we're all on CNN! - Kalas

Jesus:  Born to die that you might live!

Keatingonians: We've got what it takes to take what you got.

Oh! Just like a penis!  Only smaller.

Lawyer in posh restaurant? Ambiance chaser.

FIDO: Fix it, Don't Obey

"Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ commenced the Dance of Seven Veils.

Keep your frogs clean lest you split your points.

For sale: Rottweiler, loves children - especially for breakfast

What's the point of the story? Aesop exclaimed morally.

Chalk up another soul that's lost, calculate the social cost

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